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Secure. Contain. Protect. There are things that go bump in the night. Fantastic things. Horrible things. Redacted things. The SCP Foundation was built to keep humanity safe from a world of beings it doesn’t want to know exists. Things of wonder. Things of destruction. And these things have files. A...
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Situationally Comedic Persons #6: The Squad
"Can't we just try another weekend bowl?"
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Feb 8 - 15
Kyle Norris, Henry Linehan, Ky St.martin, bell, Luis C...
Situationally Comedic Persons #5: Hey, Gorgeous
"January 9th, 2026 12:46 pm. Multiple co-workers reported having the same dream as I did... A sort of... Speedo man... Just... Laying there... Menacin...
Situationally Comedic Persons #4: The Urts
"Burt and Kurt underwent the requisite training and security clearance and quickly became one of this site's greatest investments. Eventually, the Dir...
Situationally Comedic Persons #3: Janice S.
"This is not how this was supposed to go! Step one: go to college, check. Step two: graduate top of my class, check. Step three: go back to college an...
Situationally Comedic Persons #2: Fren M.
"Fren M. 62 year old Sanitation worker that's been with the Foundation for over 30 years. Bit of an unusual case. Previously employed by a community c...
Sit Com Persons #1: Orientation
"Hello! My name is Rodney and today I've got my famous Weekend Bowl for your tasting pleasure."
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Jan 1 - Jan 7
Presenting: Something's Amiss at Juniper's House
Listen to "Something's Amiss at Juniper's House" wherever you listen to podcasts!
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SCP-7376: “Cain and Abel- Part 2: Cain”
SCP 073 is a heavily-tanned male of Middle Eastern descent. Subject appears to be in his early thirties. He is 185 centimeters tall and weighs 75 kilo...
SCP-7376: “Cain and Abel- Part 1: Abel”
SCP 076 consists of two components: a stone cube designated SCP 076-1, and the humanoid entity contained within– designated SCP 076-2.
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Feed Drop: REDACTED
Introducing [REDACTED]; from Athan (The Grotto) and Jamie Petronis (The Cellar Letters)
Following the death of his twin, failing actor Jacob Kan...
Feed Drop: REDACTED
Introducing [REDACTED]; from Athan (The Grotto) and Jamie Petronis (The Cellar Letters)
Following the death of his twin, failing actor Jacob Kan...
SCP-6504: “Screaming Sun, Hollowed Moon”
This file is under revision. Recordings have been submitted by Junior Researcher Lyndhoff for review. Playing File: 6504-DRAFT-2.The following...
SCP-3840: “We Stand On Guard For Thee.”
SCP-3840 is an emaciated humanoid entity that manifests in the Boreal forest region of Canada. It appears to be covered in severe burn wounds...
SCP-8670: “An Awful Lullaby.”
SCP 8670 is an mp3 audio file of a short melody consisting of nine notes.
Content Warnings: Mentions of suicide, existe...
SCP-4924: “Tunnel Revenant.”
SCP-4924 is an extensive network of tunnels located beneath the surface of Boston’s North End District, believed to have been initially constructed in...
SCP-799: "Carnivorous Blanket” and SCP-1048: “The Builder Bear”
SCP-1048 is a small teddy bear, approximately 33 cm in height.
Content Warnings: Gore, implied death of infant, teddy be...
SCP-835: "Expunged Data Released"
SCP 835 is a mass of coral-like polyps. Individual polyps are larger than any known coral species, and most have grown to more than one meter in diame...
SCP-6262: “A Friendly Bus”
SCP-6262 is an entity taking the form of a bus or other means of mass-transport, recorded since 1950 in various parts of primarily Eastern Asia. SCP-6...
SCP-4715: "A Demon Born of War"
Procedure 4715 Waning Moon is to be performed on the full moon of each month and requires the following resources: one D- Class individual, 60 kilogra...
SCP-784 & 2356: Christmas Special
SCP-784 is a neighborhood in the town of REDACTED Texas. Currently SCP-784 is made up of twenty-four houses and two apartment buildings,all of which a...
SCP-173: The Statue. The Original.
Moved to Site-19 1993. Origin is as of yet unknown. It is constructed from concrete and rebar with traces of Krylon brand spray paint. SCP-173 is anim...
SCP-1006: "Spider Proletariot" and SCP-1845: "Animal Kingdom"
SCP-1006 is an organized collective of an unknown species of the genus Araneus.
Content Warnings: Arachnophobia, animal death.
Tra...
SCP-4040: At the Bottom of a Bottomless Pit
SCP-4040 is a sinkhole of indeterminate depth located within Sloth's Forest of Sloth's Pit, Wisconsin (henceforth referred to as Nexus-18.)
SCP-4601: The Redd Menace
SCP-4601: The Redd Menace
SCP-4601 is an American- manufactured quint fire engine. Barring minor cosmetic damage deep gouges in paint, minor den...
SCP-3925: It's all Papers and Forms
SCP-3925 is a phenomenon where affected individuals receive an A4 paper form requesting varying personal details (SCP-3925-1). From the first receipt...
Feed Drop: Grim Death and Bill The Electrocuted Criminal
Today we have a special treat for you: an introduction to a show you'll love.
Bentley Hawthorne (Cory Michael Smith) lives a solitary life in an...
SCP-8013: "The Dragon is Not a Metaphor for Capitalism"
SCP-8013 is a white 1983 GMC Vandura, coated in a thick layer of rust and missing both exterior mirrors. The back of the van is adorned with four nove...
SCP-527: "Mr. Fish."
SCP-527 is a male humanoid, 1.67m in height, which is biologically non-anomalous, with the exception of its head, which is that of a Puntius s...
SCP-6369 & SCP-2050
SCP-6369 is a Nokia 3310 mobile phone, with a single number saved in its contacts list. While the phone can be used to dial other numbers, none of the...
SCP-939: "With Many Voices"
SCP-939 is a species of endothermic pack hunters with atrophied biological systems similar to troglobitic organisms typically found in deep cave syste...
Ambrose Transylvania: For All The Damn Bloodsuckers
Ambrose Transylvania is an unusual location for the brand, as it is not exclusively a dining establishment, but also a five-star hotel.
Listen t...
SCP-6996: "Does The Red Moon Howl?"
There are currently no known methods of limiting SCP-6996's influence. Containment research is of the highest priority. Misinformation campaigns are t...
SCP-5012: "There is No Escape from the Bottomless Pit."
SCP-5012 is an orchard of trees of the Cerasus Subgenus located in the Italian province of South Tyrol, formerly the site of the Casadua Amphitheater....
SCP-2932: "Titania's Prison"
SCP 2932 is a massive, organic structure located within the El Sira Communal Reserve in Peru. Externally, SCP 2932 consists of trees, vines, and other...
SCP-1929: "Discoherence"
SCP-1929 was a meteorological phenomenon which occurred throughout the lower Great Plains of America between 1930 and 1938.
Content Warnings: D...
SCP-1155: "Predatory Graffiti"
SCP-1155 manifests as a work of street art/graffiti depicting the form of a humanoid creature with sinewy forelimbs, claw-like hands and the head and...
SCP-8598: "Sharpshooter"
SCP-8598 is professional wrestler and reality bender Gary Moreno. SCP-8598 performed between 1966 and 1974, beginning in Japan and ending in the burge...
SCP-5352: "Absence"
SCP 5352 refers to the abandoned town of Murky Lake, New Mexico– designated Nexus Zero Four.
Content Warnings: Violence and gore, ghosts, implie...
SCP-8151: "Pathos"
SCP-8151 is a standard single-hung 24 inch by 36 inch domestic window. SCP-8151 can manifest in any enclosed, windowless room up to 15 square meters i...
SCP-7819: "No Vacancy"
SCP-7819 is a predatory location that manifests along exits of the United States Numbered Highway System in the contiguous United States. SCP-7819 pre...