Football Ramble
Kanaal Besonderhede
Football Ramble
The Football Ramble is a global podcasting institution. Since 2007, the Ramble has provided entertainment, analysis and coverage of the Premier League and beyond for football fans who don't take the world's biggest sport too seriously.In 2026, the takes are as strong as ever, the jokes are as funny...
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My Biddy Aunt: Relegatees
After Marcus was humiliated, embarrassed, trounced (take your pick) by Vish last weekend, the honourable Republic of Jimbabwe is entering the field to...
The Preview Show: The Fire Starter
Vítor Pereira got off to a stunning start at Nottingham Forest by beating Fenerbahçe 3-0 last night. First the... Europa League play-off first leg win...
Lose cruise
The Arsenal boat is desperately trying to find some more timber and generate enough steam to power them to that elusive Premier League title.
To...
Thomas Tuchelitis
The Champions League is back! Today, Marcus, Luke and Jim review an evening that was disappointingly overshadowed by allegations of racist abuse in Be...
Mailbag: Can Igor Tudor save Spurs?
And will they even need saving? Marcus, Luke and Vish ponder on the latest victim in Spurs' hot-seat. At least any potential Tudor chant can't be any...
Bring me the jam
Marco Bizot, where were you going? It was nice of him to try and take the attention off Chris Kavanagh. Today, Marcus, Luke and Vish are here to pick...
My Biddy Aunt: S***houses
As we approach Valentine's Day, we're dropping Jack and his frankly unromantic encyclopaedia, and we're bringing in our lovely Biddy Aunt.
The M...
The Preview Show: Chuck the league
Well, well, well, ladies and gents. We've got our title race back. Arsenal dropped points once again at the Henry Hoover Stadium. Four points is the g...
HE’S FIRED!
The merry-go-round won't stop for anyone. Sean Dyche is the latest Premier League manager to be sacked, and Pete, Luke and Jim are here to revel in th...
A Frank dismissal
It’s happened again, a Premier League manager was sacked mid-Ramble. We must thank David Ornstein for his tireless work.
Today, Marcus, Luke and...
Mailbag: Has Eddie Howe taken Newcastle as far as he can?
Despite some amazing highs over the last few years - including some apoplectic hangovers for Donaldson - plenty of you have been asking if Newcastle h...
Weekend of the Month
Liverpool 1-2 Manchester City, everyone did their job, the rules were applied, good process. But how do we really feel about it? That's what Marcus, V...
Jack's Encyclopaedia: Ian Holloway's clubs, Prem referees, and League Cup losers
The Ehantharajah Empire reigns supreme over the Ramble galaxy, having crushed the Luke Nation and Marcus Mount since it's return to the world stage. B...
The Preview Show: He’d look a right Charlie
The weekend is here ladies and gents, and Big Dada Premier League has been kind with his offering to us this week. Man United vs Spurs, Liverpool vs M...
Exceedingly Good Carabao
Manchester City eased past Newcastle to set up a Carabao Cup final with Arsenal. The master meets the apprentice.
Today, Marcus and Luke conside...
Will you join us in the rumpus room?
Arsenal are through to the Carabao Cup final! Were Chelsea’s tactics understandable or unforgivable? Today, Marcus, Luke and Jim gather in the Footbal...
Mailbag: Who’s getting relegated from the Premier League this season?
The bottom of the Premier League is looking more wide open than we’ve seen it in years! West Ham, Nottingham Forest, Leeds, Palace, and Spurs are all...
North London Together
There was an amazing display of unity in North London as Tottenham banded together to help Arsenal win the Premier League this weekend. Haha, no but s...
Jack's Encyclopaedia: Champions League advancers, Thomas Frank favourites, and the most offsides
The Ehantharajah Empire has bludgeoned its way through the Luke Nation, leaving every member of the public in its wake. Only Luke and the Kingdom of S...
The Preview Show: When a Crunchie comes your way
It was a big night for young Jamaldeen Jimoh-Aloba in the Europa League last night. European debut and a goal to match? Lovely stuff. Unai Emery has s...
Today I feel Swiss
What a night for the Swiss model! Just as Anatoliy Trubin was firing in that header we couldn’t help but think: are you not entertained, Vish?
T...
Narrative everywhere
Antonio Conte “welcomes” his former club Chelsea, Pep Guardiola “welcomes” some former players to Manchester, our Spurs play against the German Spurs,...
Mailbag: How should we judge Arne Slot’s second season?
Marcus, Luke and Jim try to have a reasoned discussion about Arne Slot’s reputation after a middling second season and the looming figure of Xabi Alon...
Where’s that steam going?
Weeks ago, Luke suggested that Arsenal are running out of steam. He was ridiculed, shamed, the pitchforks came out. But what if he was right all along...
My Biddy Aunt: Managers
Just as it looked like all hope was lost, the Ehantharajah Empire is here to rescue us! That's right, Vish is back and ready to rip the belt from the...
The Preview Show: Disgracing Her Majesty’s Terminal
Things are finally starting to look good for Manchester United ahead of their big game against Arsenal this weekend. A convincing win against their ci...
Chippy Slot
Vish is on the pod, Vish is on the pod! Manchester United win the derby and suddenly Vish swans back in like he’s never been away.
Today, he’s...
The Chelsea scrapheap
Was Marcus Speller right all along? Is the Manchester City empire really crumbling? Jim and David join Marcus to review a torrid night in Europe for P...
Mailbag: Twit tw-who should Crystal Palace appoint next?
Oliver Glasner has set fire to his own ship at Crystal Palace, so imagine this - which old reliable strigiform is ready to swoop from the skies and ex...
The Manchester United way
Ole Gunnar Solskjær’s suckle on the teat was too hard, Ruben Amorim’s too soft, but Michael Carrick’s is just right. That, ladies and gentlemen, is th...
Jack's Encyclopaedia: Manchester derby XI's, Championship managers, and Premier League loyalists
After weeks of negotiation, the Luke Nation has agreed to step away from Jack’s Encyclopaedia (for now)...
But he is in attendance as the greate...
The Preview Show: A bottle of Aftershock
It's the Manchester derby this weekend, so how are both sides preparing? Man United have brought back Michael Carrick for another suckle on Sir Alex's...
Ramble Reacts: Carabao chaos at Stamford Bridge
Arsenal have the advantage after the League Cup semi-final first leg. Marcus and David were treated to five goals in a slightly confusing night at Sta...
I only cheat myself
Antoine Semenyo is not only scoring goals but he’s currently top of the English football vibes table. However, Marcus, Luke and Pete are, controversia...
Mailbag: What makes a big club?
Marcus, Luke and Jim round off a barnstorming FA Cup weekend by reminding everyone what the magic of the cup is really about: not getting slapped 10-1...
Dawson's Peak
What a weekend! Macclesfield climbed to the peak of Mount Everest to pull off the greatest FA Cup upset of all time. Today, Marcus, Luke and Jim are h...
My Biddy Aunt: FA Cup Icons
Luke makes his return to the My Biddy Aunt arena for the first time in 2026, but can the Marcus Mount cause a new year upset? On FA Cup weekend, anyth...
The Preview Show: No Sleep Till Lisbon
The FA Cup third round is typically Luke Moore’s favourite weekend of the year. It’s just a shame for him that Portsmouth have to play Arsenal, really...
Introducing: The Thing About Arsenal
Calling all Gooners! 'The Thing About Arsenal' is the brand new Arsenal podcast that does things differently, featuring our very own Jim Campbell!
28 Petes Later
Donny is in charge on today’s Ramble and he’s plotting some new surgery to extend his collarbones. He might also add in a few extra ribs while he's at...