The Luke and Pete Show
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The Luke and Pete Show
Join Luke Moore and Pete Donaldson for an unplanned half hour every Monday and Thursday as they pull on the threads of the universe, seeing where each fascinating one takes them. From ancient history and modern phenomena to the week's events and everything in between, The Luke and Pete Show is your...
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Elderly Japanese Lady Golfer
Remember when you used to get fat footballers? Luke and Pete do.
On today’s episode, the guys discuss the sartorial choices of football fans of...
Goodnight to the Metaverse
The trailer for SNL UK is out and Luke and Pete are sticking to their original predictions vis à vis its quality. But there’s bigger fish to fry on th...
Wet Music and Big Shoes
Luke’s distaste for what he calls “wet music” might have ruined a recent night out, but his negativity is no match for Pete’s beef with a certain Inst...
Drinking is the Abraham
Pete might have cracked the code to weight loss, everyone. But will the solution give him bad pumps? Only time will tell. Elsewhere on today’s episode...
Mongo the Chimpfluencer
Cryptids. Ever heard of them? Well, they get everywhere. Including Hartlepool, it turns out.
Today’s edition of the Luke and Pete show moves fr...
Wild Moldovan Dogs
Pete’s been off on his holidays again, this time to Moldova and the breakaway republic of Transnistria. And he didn’t even get as pissed as he could h...
The House You Can Aggressively Have Access To
Luke is in the purgatory of British house-buying — a process his Wife He Has Access To finds baffling when you can apparently just kick a door in and...
Chess and Chest Presses
Welcome, intrepid podcast traveller - good to have you with us. Let Pete regale you with tales of a near-death experience involving a 25-minute walk,...
Obama’s Extraterrestrials
A former US President said that aliens exist! More on this story right here on LAPS. In other news, Battery Robot has returned to the fold, Luke’s get...
Something Fishy About the Biscuits
Happy Monday everyone. What better way to start the week than with some allegorical analysis of 1986’s Top Gun? Also on today’s menu: framemogging, Sc...
The Ice Have It
On today’s episode, Luke and Pete contend with some of the grim realities of the ruling classes on both sides of the pond. In unfortunate news for Pet...
The Happy Promptman
On the agenda today: Maxïmo Park, tight trousers and the appendages they disguise (or don’t disguise) and the astonishing number of famous people prod...
The Six-Sheep Threshold
We kick off today’s episode with a look back on the good and the bad of 1990s cartoons and satire, before taking a moment to appreciate the late, grea...
Peter, it’s Paella Time
Mr Donaldson’s just got in from another European trip, this time to the land of tapas and seashell-adorned buildings. Today’s topics include punctuati...
Too Many Stick Insects
Disturbing psychological conditions, Disney cruises and the obscenity of billionaires. Variety is the spice of life.
Plus, there’s plenty of lo...
Always Smell the Beef
Pete’s been to Paris and it’s making everyone very depressed, and not because of envy. The man is self-admittedly awful at booking things.
On an...
A Cow’s a Silly Animal
Luke and Pete kick off this episode by delighting at the days getting longer. It’ll be spring before you know it, lads.
Things get more controve...
The Many Cakes of Tom Cruise
Carmageddon II looms large in Pete’s early university memories, but it’s not the reason he had to apologise to campus security. Luke, meanwhile, had t...
Fascinating Problematic Characters
Impending doomsday diary entry 876, from Donaldson and Moore’s bunker studios…
As the world casually burns, we still find time to enjoy Looksmax...
Is Bailey’s egg-based?
Luke’s got to come clean about his murky past: the amount of pints and chocolate eclairs he knicked while working at the Student Union. To be fair, at...
The Rest is Pete’s History
After dancing delicately through Luke’s recent toilet trouble for a good ten minutes, we find out that Pete’s been buying radar keys on eBay. Doth the...
What's That Cash For, Sir?
I know what you're thinking - if I download this episode of The Luke and Pete Show, what can I expect to hear? Well, first off you're going to hear ab...
Hand Warmers of Various Types
Hello and welcome back to what feels like a podcast at the end of the world. Put it this way, Pete is desperate to know where he can secure regular as...
Who Let the Wallabies Out?
Looking back on it, how weird was Covid? Luke and Pete share some of their oddest memories of a strange time, before going on to chat about potential...
50 Shades of Paté
The Luke and Pete Show is back for another year, and what better way to start 2026 than to have a deep and fairly involved conversation about paté? An...
Got Any Old Beef?
Pete's beef wellington didn't quite go to plan on Christmas Day, due to some promises made by a butcher that simply weren't kept. But did he let that...
Three Noel Edmonds Coasters and a Christmas Samurai
Merry Christmas everyone! Luke and Pete muster on Christmas Day to deliver you a festive, bumper edition of the Luke and Pete Show, because they know...
Experiencing Paddington
Pete has been hanging out with one of the world's most famous bears, and do you know what? He bloody enjoyed it. But the feel-good chat doesn't last v...
A Night in a Hostel
Welcome back to a new episode of the Luke and Pete Show! As we build up towards Christmas, the lads talk presents, including a very thoughtful gift Pe...
Finally! A Podcast Episode About Food Poisoning
How is Pete preparing his turkey for Christmas dinner this year? By sticking it in the freezer, of course. Pray for his guests, particularly when it s...
The Worst Snack of all Time
Pete's been out on the lash again, and you simply will not believe his drunken food of choice. Honestly, you could have a thousand guesses and you'd n...
Airfrying Your Big Toe
Christmas is coming and so the inevitable Pete Donaldson/Luke Moore airfryer debate simply must rear its ugly head. Can Pete honestly be planning to c...
TV Show Anxiety
Welcome back to your all-new edition of The Luke and Pete Show! This time around, the lads start, as all great podcasts do, with chat about the semina...
A Geriatric Man of the Match Award
Has Christmas started even earlier this year? If so, why? And what's the attraction of adult lego?
Just two of the questions that the Luke and t...
On The Lash in Leicester
Yes indeed, as the title suggests, Peter has been to the historic city of Leicester, home of his alma mater the iconic De Montfort University, to have...
Toilet Plates
What has Pete been up to this week? Now there's a question to strike fear into the heart of men, but worry not! Because the answer basically extends t...
The Radio Doctor Will See You Now
Pete tells Luke about his time volunteering on hospital radio before revealing that he was never given a slot on his university's radio station Demon...
Cyst to Kidney, done deal!
The sheer range of subjects covered on today's episode boggle the mind. Today's topics include, but are not limited to, Pete's Christmas cake recipe,...
Hot, fresh gallium delivered to your door
It seems strange to say it but we now live in a world where one can have high-quality gallium delivered to one's home the very next day. Is Pete takin...
AI Slop Pardons
Behold! 'Tis the season for Christmas adverts! But why is the Coca-Cola one AI generated again? When will they learn, eh?
On today's episode the...