Net Positive with John Crist
Kanaal Besonderhede
Net Positive with John Crist
Welcome to Net Positive, a comedy podcast hosted by comedian John Crist. This show is your primary source for quality conversation, bold takes, emotionally-charged rants, questionable advice, incorrect statistics, and more. New episodes drop every Wednesday on all podcast platforms, and you can catc...
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203 episodes
Not A Munchkin Anymore (w/ Brett Cooper)
Right vs Left, Brett’s first political video, indoctrination, and how to be online… On the net, it’s a positive.
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More Numbers | Net Positive with John Crist
The world is not a bad place, being a fan-in-law, possession arrows, and having more numbers... On the net, it's a positive.
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The Roast Of Net Positive
Roasting our worst takes of all time... On the net, it's a positive.
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Enemas Closer (w/ Tim Hawkins)
The state of comedy, punchlines, who is allowed on stage, and keeping your enemas closer … On the net, it’s a positive.
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POV Stomach
USA, rethinking hate, starting a family, and big screen purchases... On the net, it's a positive.
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Instrumental Only (w/ Bart Millard)
Cruises, the radio era, show cancellations, concert horror stories, and christian films… On the net, it’s a positive.
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Mental Physical Therapy
Take and bake pizza, sharing locations, super bowl recap, and getting around the internet… On the net, it’s a positive.
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Pause All Parties
Sharing things, pausing parties, doctor families, rich kid disclaimers… On the net, it’s a positive.
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No Hang List
John’s recent vacation, having a snow car, foreign history books, making your spouse a “no hang list”, and giving to your landlord… On the net, it’s a...
License To Preach
Going to a catholic church, John’s Uber battle, graduation or wedding, and places we WILL be going… On the net, it’s a positive.
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Green Room (w/ ERNEST)
All things country music, green room stories, and of course plenty of laughs to go around… On the net, it’s a positive.
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Fraudanese
Internet experts, sleep supportive families, and borrowing your husband… On the net, it’s a positive.
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Why’s The TV Hot? (w Tara-Leigh Cobble)
Growing up in the church, bible versions, the origins of The Bible Recap… On the net it’s a positive.
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Holiday Quests
We’re back once again, solving your holiday problems one joke at a time… On the net it’s a positive.
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New Creature
Solving your holiday problems, one joke at a time (with some real advice too)… On the net it’s a positive.
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Uber Ambulance
Taking hotel pillows, Chiefs Church, using an uber as an ambulance, and Gold, Glory, And Girls… On the net it’s a positive.
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Load Management (w/ Carey Nieuwhof)
The State Of The Union of churches in 2025, bad Jesus interactions, Pastor load management, Going to online church, and pastors using AI… On the net,...
Blood Vacation
John’s brain test, sports fan age ranges, not fitting in with the crowd, and our takes on turkey… On the net, it’s a positive.
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Coffee and Mexican (w/ Anne Wilson)
Dressing up the band, what touring life is like, the Gen Z comeback, and the current dating scene… On the net, it’s a positive.
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Watch My Bags
Government shutdown, when moms go out of town, watching other people’s bags, and calling out gross behavior… On the net, it’s a positive.
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Homeschool Transfer Portal (w/ Tim Tebow)
How Tim Tebow changed high school sports in Florida, his favorite coach stories, how our society lacks purpose, and living passionately... On the net,...
Irish Goodbye
Poor decor, having expensive taste, Primetime's prayer, and playing more or less... On the net, it's a positive.
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The Market Is Never Wrong
ChatGPT being a yes man, parking in two spots, standing ovations, market is always right... On the net, it's a positive.
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Head In The Sand (w/ Candace Cameron Bure)
The wink that started it all, crying on podcasts, ripped jeans in church, and how Candace got John hacked… On the net, it’s a positive. works best
8% Plastic (w/ Lauren Daigle)
Instagram throwback, comparing, paying $100 for being late, ministry team, and finding delight in humankind... On the net, it's a positive.
Rattlesnake Rodeo (w/ Chris Tomlin)
Mt. Rushmore of radio, breaking out Amazing Grace, Charlie Kirk’s Memorial, and worshipping on South Beach… On the net, it’s a positive.
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Rice & Beans (w/ Dave Ramsey)
Sports betting, blessed Hondas, lobster eventually tastes like soap, choosing your hard, and why hope is still the best investment… On the net, it’s a...
Meta Positive
… On the meta, it’s a positive.
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All Vibes Matter (w/ Mayor Freddie O'Connell)
The state of Nashville, why the truth is complicated, and building a wall for the Titans… On the net, it’s a positive.
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The Correction Effect
Gambling on sports, looking at the groom, and the correction effect… On the net, it’s a positive.
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John Got Engaged
The engagement story, the open bar test, the Cracker Barrel rebrand, and Taylor Swift vs Katt Williams... On the net, it's a positive.
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God Told Me To (w/ Brian Bates)
You gave us more church problems, we gave you more "advice"… On the net, it’s a positive.
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Reserved Parking (w/ Brian Bates)
You gave us your church problems, and we fixed them (maybe)… On the net, it’s a positive.
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Too Much Dopamine
Screaming for the DJ, non-alcoholic bars, Uber for women, and too much dopamine… On the net, it’s a positive.
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Talking Frog (w/ Dusty Slay)
The gold standard, revisiting Breaking Bad, talking frogs, and godly country songs… On the net, it’s a positive.
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Raise Your Hand
Coldplay conspiracies, defining walking distance, and when we're allowed to raise our hand... On the net, it's a positive.
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Planet of the Vapes
Jordan’s talk, wedding gifts to the homeless, biblical tattoos, and the rise of domestic activities… On the net, it’s a positive.
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(Wellness)
Standing or sitting for fireworks, the Lord protecting us at night, cutting grass, new cruise rules, and no hugs (wellness)… On the net, it’s a positi...
Next Man Up (w/ Kirk Herbstreit)
Crazy CFB fans, unroastable sports teams, the McAfee Effect, and the legendary Lee Corso… On the net, it’s a positive.
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Gross Positive
John’s Tonight Night Show Experience, being reposted by Trump, cargo pockets, armed DoorDash driver, and cemetery speculation… On the net, it’s a posi...