Madame Magenta: Sonos Mystica
Kanaal Besonderhede
Madame Magenta: Sonos Mystica
Join powerful but over-it medium Madame Magenta and her husband Bernard on their run-ins with spirits, fae, and annoying dead exes.Madame Magenta, psychic, medium, and inventor of the ‘drink-along’ audiobook, reads her memoirs, with support from her adoring husband Bernard. In Season 1, Magenta is f...
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195 episodes
Bean-Heavy Episode - Live Stream (8 Mar 26)
It's a very bean-heavy episode, this one.
Join us on Sunday March 15th for the next live stream!
And you can still donate to this week's...
It's Dark, And We're Wearing Sunglasses - Live Stream (1 Mar 26)
Magenta has been fighting a 2-day migraine, so she and Bernard are recording from a very esoterically dark room this week. But it hasn't dulled Mags'...
Cross-Eyed Bear - Live Stream (22 Feb)
It's finally time for the Sagittarians to get their 2026 reading! Plus esoteric chat, a few misheard lyrics, and Bernard gets very angry about people...
Jamon Jamon - Live Stream (15 Feb 26)
It's time for Scorpio to get the Magenta Zodiac treatment!
Come join us for the next livestream on Feb 22nd! You can watch it on YouTube here<...
University Challenge with Shakira - Live Stream (1 Feb 26)
It's time for Virgos and Librans to get the Magenta Zodiac treatment!
Come join us for the next livestream on Feb 15th! You can watch it on You...
University Challenge with Shakira - Live Stream (1 Feb 25)
It's time for Virgos and Librans to get the Magenta Zodiac treatment!
Come join us for the next livestream on Feb 15th! You can watch it...
Don't Wanna Yuck Anybody's Yum - Live Stream (25 Jan 26)
We simply do not want to yuck anybody's yum!
Come join us for next week's livestream on Feb 1st! You can watch it on YouTube here.
And i...
Don't Wanna Yuck Anybody's Yum - Live Stream (25 Jan 26)
We simply do not want to yuck anybody's yum!
Come join us for next week's livestream on Feb 1st! You can watch it on YouTube here.
...
More Peter Cushing For The Peter Pushing - Live Stream (18 Jan 26)
This episode's title actually appeared in the previous episode, but it's such an excellent joke that it warranted its own episode title.
Join...
More Peter Cushing For The Peter Pushing - Live Stream (18 Jan 26)
This episode's title actually appeared in the previous episode, but it's such an excellent joke that it warranted its own episode title.
...
Storve, Defeater of Epthon - Live Stream (12 Jan 26)
It's the first live stream of 2026, and M&B are hitting the ground running! With horoscopes for Pisces and Aries, a really excellent listener ghost st...
Storve, Defeater of Epthon - Live Stream (12 Jan 26)
It's the first live stream of 2026, and M&B are hitting the ground running! With horoscopes for Pisces and Aries, a really excellent listener ghost st...
Magenta & Bernard's Final Live Stream of 2025 (28 Dec)
It's time to wave goodbye to 2025, and beckon in the new year! With some (somewhat dubious) horoscope readings, which should, as always, be taken with...
Magenta & Bernard's Final Live Stream of 2025 (28 Dec)
It's time to wave goodbye to 2025, and beckon in the new year! With some (somewhat dubious) horoscope readings, which should, as always, be taken with...
Magenta and Bernard's Festive Special Livestream (21 Dec)
Ho Ho Ho, Fans of the Esoteric, and welcome to Magenta and Bernard's Christmas/Festivus/Yule/Winter Solstice livestream, and it's a bumper long one. P...
Magenta and Bernard's Festive Special Livestream (21 Dec)
Ho Ho Ho, Fans of the Esoteric, and welcome to Magenta and Bernard's Christmas/Festivus/Yule/Winter Solstice livestream, and it's a bumper long one. P...
Wickedly Hot Baileys - Live Stream Highlights (7 December)
Cat Neko wearing a delightful Christmas jumper turned out to be an incredibly distracting presence this week, but it was so worth it. You'll have to t...
Wickedly Hot Baileys - Live Stream Highlights (7 December)
Cat Neko wearing a delightful Christmas jumper turned out to be an incredibly distracting presence this week, but it was so worth it. You'll have to t...
Mr Scraggles - Live Stream Highlights (30 Nov)
Neko the cat joins Magenta & Bernard for a special, calm, soothing instalment of the show. Picture a waterfall...
WATCH THE NEXT LIVESTREAM ON...
Mr Scraggles - Live Stream Highlights (30 Nov)
Neko the cat joins Magenta & Bernard for a special, calm, soothing instalment of the show. Picture a waterfall...
WATCH THE NEXT LIVESTRE...
Sting In The (Cock)Tail - Live Stream Highlights (23 Nov)
Magenta & Bernard's weekly dose of absinthe-soaked, slow burn esoteric ramblings. Haunted phones! Typography jokes! Dropping a social hand grenade at...
Sting In The (Cock)Tail - Live Stream Highlights (23 Nov)
Magenta & Bernard's weekly dose of absinthe-soaked, slow burn esoteric ramblings. Haunted phones! Typography jokes! Dropping a social hand grenade at...
Margaritaville - Live Stream Highlights (16 Nov)
M&B battle some gremlins this week on a quest to find out what the hell Jimmy Buffett is talking about.
The next live stream will be on Sunday...
Margaritaville - Live Stream Highlights (16 Nov)
M&B battle some gremlins this week on a quest to find out what the hell Jimmy Buffett is talking about.
The next live stream will be on...
Astral Planing For Beginners - Live Stream Highlights (9 Nov)
Bernard has been trying his hand at Astral Planing, but listeners - we must advise against it. Astral Planing should only be done by a trained profess...
Astral Planing For Beginners - Live Stream Highlights (9 Nov)
Bernard has been trying his hand at Astral Planing, but listeners - we must advise against it. Astral Planing should only be done by a trained profess...
Important: Please stop using Spotify
Hello, Laurence & Lindsay here. We've got a big problem, and we need your help.
If you're listening to this on Spotify, we're asking you to stop...
Important: Please stop using Spotify
Hello, Laurence & Lindsay here. We've got a big problem, and we need your help.
If you're listening to this on Spotify, we're asking you...
Fart It! - Live Stream Highlights (31 Oct)
It's the Halloweeeeeeeen live stream! Recorded on October 31st 2025, and goodness me, what a lot of chaos there was on this one. The cocktail complete...
Fart It! - Live Stream Highlights (31 Oct)
It's the Halloweeeeeeeen live stream! Recorded on October 31st 2025, and goodness me, what a lot of chaos there was on this one. The cocktail complete...
Warm Your Cockletails - Live Stream Highlights (19 Oct)
What a week this was! We had cocktail based on a World War 2 ration pack, an abrupt expulsion of air, and a Pet Shop Boys number that you won’t get to...
Warm Your Cockletails - Live Stream Highlights (19 Oct)
What a week this was! We had cocktail based on a World War 2 ration pack, an abrupt expulsion of air, and a Pet Shop Boys number that you won’t get to...
It's A Live Bum - Live Stream Highlights (12 Oct)
Possibly the bluest (meaning: dirty, rude, saucy) live stream M&B have perpetrated so far! What fun.
Join us for our next live stream! It's on...
It's A Live Bum - Live Stream Highlights (12 Oct)
Possibly the bluest (meaning: dirty, rude, saucy) live stream M&B have perpetrated so far! What fun.
Join us for our next live stream! I...
Putting The Cock In Cocktail - Live Stream Highlights (5 Oct)
A thin but savoury tasty treat awaits you in this week's Cocktail Time, along with deep dives on Mecca Bingo, why a sexy-scary dog might be the perfec...
Putting The Cock In Cocktail - Live Stream Highlights (5 Oct)
A thin but savoury tasty treat awaits you in this week's Cocktail Time, along with deep dives on Mecca Bingo, why a sexy-scary dog might be the perfec...
Freedom Cheese - Live Stream Highlights (28 Sep)
This episode sees the triumphant return of Cocktail Time, by popular listener demand! And a flurry of letters on such diverse topics as haunted weddin...
Freedom Cheese - Live Stream Highlights (28 Sep)
This episode sees the triumphant return of Cocktail Time, by popular listener demand! And a flurry of letters on such diverse topics as haunted weddin...
A Quantum Of Fortune - Live Stream Highlights (21 Sep)
Can you spot people having affairs in bars? Is Professor Brian Cox gaslighting us? Is Ken Russell's The Lair Of The White Worm the greatest film you'v...
A Quantum Of Fortune - Live Stream Highlights (21 Sep)
Can you spot people having affairs in bars? Is Professor Brian Cox gaslighting us? Is Ken Russell's The Lair Of The White Worm the greatest film you'v...